nm, just queueing Kimono Nagoya posts until my girlfriend comes over so we can go shoppin and flailing all over Osu o3o
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Dear followers. Thank you for your patience and i promise to get back to posting critiques soon.
In the mean time I am super bugged about a new thing people keep asking for at the studio lately. I have had several people in the last few weeks want pieces that are pretty straight forward…
This
Mom: “I don’t think I can look at this(video) yet.”
IT’S BEEN FOUR MONTHS
YOU HAVE NOT SAID A WORD TO ME OR ASKED ONE QUESTION ABOUT MY TRANSITIONING STATUS
HOW FUCKING LONG IS IT GOING TO TAKE
YOU ARE GOING TO SEE ME IN TWO MONTHS AND I WILL BE DIFFERENT WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
FOR FUCK’S SAKE
Yesterday I had a class with just one student (~9 year old girl ) so while she was writing her ABCs workbook I was kinda singing “Little Bunny Foo-Foo” by myself and doing the gestures. When she looked up I continued and of course she was slightly lolwtf at her teacher singing in English with finger-rabbit gestures.
She giggled a bit and I did the finger-bunny and said “rabbit”. She nodded and said “rabbit”. Ok, communication established. I said “rabbit song!”
Then she giggled so I drew an explanatory illustration on the board of a rabbit (labeled Foo-Foo) and said “his name is Foo-Foo” which she understands in English. I drew a mouse and said “it’s a mouse.” then Foo-Foo slamming the mouse on the head while laughing.
My student giggled (she’s 9…) and I drew the fairy coming down from heaven looking pissed and said “Foo-Foo, NO!! Noooo!!!” and then magic sparkles, an arrow, and Foo-Foo turned into a spiky Oni thing with horns and fangs. “Foo-Foo monster!”
My student thought this was pretty damn funny so when I sang it again she just giggled the entire time while writing G and H in her workbook.
Whatever , it’s not embarrassing to sing to 9-year-olds if there’s context. They get the satisfaction of thinking their teacher is weird.
Relationship zones.
As Amy and I were talking about yesterday, we [not being the first animals to come up with this concept] have exploded all the black lines in this diagram and turned it into one boundaryless circle or sphere encompassing all friendliness, loveliness, sexiness, drunkenness, and zoneyness and THAT is how a real ‘relationship’ should be expressed. Stop restraining yourself and categorizing your feelings for people. #everyoneisgay deal with it
Here’s another PJs classic. Those of you already familiar with my work will know I have a long history of taking very informative charts/graphics and altering them to the point of pure uselessness.
How To of the Day: Because you already mastered the chainsaw technique.
*Man Points increased by 50*